Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic – you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.
Jerry SeinfeldI have thought a sufficient measure of civilization is the influence of good women.
Ralph Waldo EmersonThere are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten.
Samuel JohnsonAs far as men go, it is not what they are that interests me, but what they can become.
Jean-Paul SartreI believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.
H. L. MenckenMen have a respect for scholarship and learning greatly out of proportion to the use they commonly serve.
Henry David ThoreauMen willingly believe what they wish.
Julius CaesarTrust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.
Ralph Waldo EmersonMen never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.
Blaise PascalWe’ve persevered because of a belief we share with the Iraqi people – a belief that out of the ashes of war, a new beginning could be born in this cradle of civilization. Through this remarkable chapter in the history of the United States and Iraq, we have met our responsibility. Now, it’s time to turn the page.
Barack ObamaRisk is a part of God’s game, alike for men and nations.
Warren BuffettWhat women need to understand is that men don’t communicate. It’s not intentional or on purpose. We’re just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.
Kevin HartIf man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat.
Mark TwainWhen the sword is once drawn, the passions of men observe no bounds of moderation.
Alexander HamiltonAll empires come to an end, and the American one is no exception.
Robert KiyosakiGod created man, but I could do better.
Erma BombeckI think God’s going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
Steven WrightI have no fear that the result of our experiment will be that men may be trusted to govern themselves without a master.
Thomas JeffersonThe people of Egypt are an intelligent people with a glorious history who left their mark on civilization.
Fidel CastroWhat men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
H. L. MenckenIt is plain indeed that in spite of later estrangement Hobbits are relatives of ours: far nearer to us than Elves, or even than Dwarves. Of old they spoke the languages of Men, after their own fashion, and liked and disliked much the same things as Men did. But what exactly our relationship is can no longer be discovered.
J. R. R. TolkienTo walk through the ruined cities of Germany is to feel an actual doubt about the continuity of civilization.
George OrwellMen were not intended to work with the accuracy of tools, to be precise and perfect in all their actions.
John RuskinI tell you in truth: all men are Prophets or else God does not exist.
Jean-Paul SartreNothing recedes like progress.
E. E. CummingsCertainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men.
Francis BaconThe people respect and believe in men who fulfill their duty.
Fidel CastroAll men having power ought to be distrusted to a certain degree.
James MadisonTime, which alone makes the reputation of men, ends by making their defects respectable.
VoltaireMen cannot not live by exchanging articles, but producing them. They live by work not trade.
John RuskinMen ought either to be indulged or utterly destroyed, for if you merely offend them they take vengeance, but if you injure them greatly they are unable to retaliate, so that the injury done to a man ought to be such that vengeance cannot be feared.
Niccolo MachiavelliI have found men to be more kind than I expected, and less just.
Samuel JohnsonWe all need people who will give us feedback. That’s how we improve.
Bill GatesWhen humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma BombeckA disposition to preserve, and an ability to improve, taken together, would be my standard of a statesman.
Edmund BurkeInnovation is a good thing. The human condition – put aside bioterrorism and a few footnotes – is improving because of innovation.
Bill GatesThe glory of the nation rests in the character of her men. And character comes from boyhood. Thus, every boy is a challenge to his elders.
Herbert HooverSometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious.
George OrwellMen are moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.
Napoleon BonaparteThe story of the human race is the story of men and women selling themselves short.
Abraham MaslowBenefits should be conferred gradually; and in that way they will taste better.
Niccolo MachiavelliI’m not denyin‘ the women are foolish. God Almighty made ‚em to match the men.
George EliotMost men are individuals no longer so far as their business, its activities, or its moralities are concerned. They are not units but fractions.
Charles DickensA cardinal principle of Total Quality escapes too many managers: you cannot continuously improve interdependent systems and processes until you progressively perfect interdependent, interpersonal relationships.
Stephen CoveyThe future will be better tomorrow.
Dan QuayleNo man has any natural authority over his fellow men.
Jean-Jacques RousseauWhile the rest of the world has been improving technology, Ghana has been improving the quality of man’s humanity to man.
Maya AngelouThere’s a personality trait known as agreeableness. Agreeable people are compassionate and polite. And agreeable people get paid less than disagreeable people for the same job. Women are more agreeable than men.
Jordan PetersonCollecting facts is important. Knowledge is important. But if you don’t have an imagination to use the knowledge, civilization is nowhere.
Ray BradburyPeople don’t care about what someone says about you in a movie – or even what you say, right? They care about what you build. And if you can make something that makes people’s life better, then that’s something that’s really good.
Mark ZuckerbergWithout deviation progress is not possible.
Frank ZappaPrime time for men is, say, 35 to 45. Then they level off and fall off.
Clint EastwoodAll men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.
Hermann HesseAnywhere I go, there is always an incredible crowd that follows me. In Rome, as I land at the airport, even the men kiss me. I love Rome.
Muhammad AliVolleyball, I could be pretty good. After a few practices I could be that striker, or whatever they call it.
LeBron JamesMy weaknesses have always been food and men – in that order.
Dolly PartonMen are more easily governed through their vices than through their virtues.
Napoleon BonaparteIf the tongue had not been framed for articulation, man would still be a beast in the forest.
Ralph Waldo EmersonThere will be no end to the troubles of states, or of humanity itself, till philosophers become kings in this world, or till those we now call kings and rulers really and truly become philosophers, and political power and philosophy thus come into the same hands.
PlatoProgress lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be.
Khalil Gibran