If misery loves company, misery has company enough.

An empty stomach is not a good political adviser.

I don’t dislike any of my exes. If I took time to form a relationship, it’s gonna hurt when we move on, but are you puttin‘ White-Out over all that beautiful time together? That was real time in your life. It’s connected to where you are today.

It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

In the real world, children love me.

We care for each other and care about our family, and we are both working towards the same goal.

When I think of the love I feel for each member of our family, I sense, to a slight degree, the love that our Heavenly Father bears for His children.

Society does not consist of individuals but expresses the sum of interrelations, the relations within which these individuals stand.

What is uttered from the heart alone, Will win the hearts of others to your own.

As a former resident with strong personal and ministry ties to the North Star State, I pray that the good people of Minnesota will show their support for God’s definition of marriage, between a man and a woman.

What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.

I don’t like cream puff, corny guys. Usually, they are the nice guys, the ones that won’t hurt you. They’ll pull out the chair for you and the whole nine yards. Everything is perfect and boring.

Don’t get the impression that you arouse my anger. You see, one can only be angry with those he respects.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

Remember that no relationship is a total waste of time. You can always learn something about yourself.

Time was when they that feared the Lord spake often to one another; I am afraid that now they more often speak one against another.

Everyone has been in love, at some point or another.

I think the perfection of love is that it’s not perfect.

Nearly all the powerful people of this age are unbelievers, the best of them in doubt and misery, the most in plodding hesitation, doing as well as they can, what practical work lies at hand.

I’ve done the bad-boy thing. It was fun for a good three months. But the thing about bad boys is, you have to keep in mind, you’re never gonna marry a bad boy.

You can’t have a relationship with a device whose limits are unknown to you, because without limits, it keeps becoming something else.

My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.

One cannot wage war under present conditions without the support of public opinion, which is tremendously molded by the press and other forms of propaganda.

I like a good pair of jeans, but I also like putting on a nice tux. I’d rather go around in a good pair of jeans that you don’t wash every day, because they get more and more comfortable.

There is, hidden or flaunted, a sword between the sexes till an entire marriage reconciles them.

My wife doesn’t even want to spend 2 hours with me.

Never marry someone in hope that they’ll change later.

Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain.

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time.

Wives are people who feel they don’t dance enough.

How can we help President Obama?

I want to support other women because of the opportunities I’ve had – and I’ve had a lot of opportunities. What I try as a female director is to do the best job I can and, in the meantime, bring attention to as many other female directors and writers as I can.

Helping those who have been struck by unforeseeable misfortunes is fundamentally different from making dependency a way of life.

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

We all die, we all get sick, we all feel hunger and lust and pain, and therefore human life is consistent from one generation to the other. We all – most of us, anyway – want connections with other people and spend our lives looking for them.

I’m a romantic; a sentimental person thinks things will last, a romantic person hopes against hope that they won’t.

Choose your life’s mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‚Did you sleep good?‘ I said ‚No, I made a few mistakes.‘

Through my research, I found that vulnerability is the glue that holds relationships together. It’s the magic sauce.

One thing I just want to say to the military families – while you might not wear a uniform, I know – we all know, the nation knows – that you serve and sacrifice right alongside of your loved ones. And we are so grateful and proud of all of you for your service to this nation.

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love.

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other qua good, and they are good in themselves.

I didn’t have a father figure in the house.

He that rises late must trot all day.

Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back.

The biggest mistake we made as a company was betting too much on HTML5.

He that won’t be counseled can’t be helped.

That is never too often repeated, which is never sufficiently learned.

Do good to your friends to keep them, to your enemies to win them.

He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.

A company is a group organized to create a product or service, and it is only as good as its people and how excited they are about creating. I do want to recognize a ton of super-talented people. I just happen to be the face of the companies.

A fool and his money are soon elected.

What an encouraging thought that Jesus – our beloved Husband – can find comfort in our lowly feeble gifts! Can this be, for it seems far too good to be true? May we then be willing to endure trials or even death itself if through these hardships we are assisted in bringing gladness to Immanuel’s heart.

I go to assume a task more difficult than that which devolved upon Washington. Unless the great God, who assisted him, shall be with me and aid me, I must fail; but if the same omniscient mind and almighty arm that directed and protected him shall guide and support me, I shall not fail – I shall succeed.

I love making new friends and I respect people for a lot of different reasons.

MySpace is my wife… Facebook is my mistress.

An egg today is better than a hen to-morrow.

Even the rich are hungry for love, for being cared for, for being wanted, for having someone to call their own.