When I die, I’m gonna leave my body to science fiction.
Steven WrightEvery parting gives a foretaste of death, every reunion a hint of the resurrection.
Arthur SchopenhauerAlways remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don’t win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M. NixonWhat makes all doctrines plain and clear? About two hundred pounds a year. And that which was proved true before, prove false again? Two hundred more.
Samuel JohnsonThe greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
Brian TracyYou can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?
Benjamin FranklinYou bring children into the world. You love them with heart and soul.
Alice WalkerI was married a few times, and one of my husbands was jealous of me writing.
Maya AngelouI have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming.
Jimmy CarterBe of love a little more careful than of anything.
E. E. CummingsI have a brother and sister; my mother does not care for thought, and father, too busy with his briefs to notice what we do. He buys me many books, but begs me not to read them, because he fears they joggle the mind.
Emily DickinsonIf women were particular about men’s characters, they would never get married at all.
George Bernard ShawIt destroys one’s nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.
Benjamin DisraeliThere are always people always asking you for something. But I feel like I have a foundation. I have a supporting cast where it doesn’t bother me too much.
LeBron JamesWithin one’s own family, money is not the measure of things, unless the person is an absolute Scrooge. Only the most extreme kind of monster would put a price on everything.
Margaret AtwoodMost people would rather give than get affection.
AristotleI won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Groucho MarxThe wisest hustler can suddenly fall for the worst tramp and lose all of his money on her. The hustler is aware of his own weaknesses and openings to con. This awareness is his edge.
Robert GreeneLove always ends differently and it always begins differently – especially with me.
Taylor SwiftI’ve done the bad-boy thing. It was fun for a good three months. But the thing about bad boys is, you have to keep in mind, you’re never gonna marry a bad boy.
Ariana GrandeThis is what is hardest: to close the open hand because one loves.
Friedrich NietzscheFor how many things, which for our own sake we should never do, do we perform for the sake of our friends.
Marcus Tullius CiceroYou don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.
Desmond TutuOnly one in four jokes ever works, and I still can’t predict what people will laugh at.
Steven WrightThe best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.
Ernest HemingwayWhat’s really hard is that you could care a lot for someone and not want to live with him anymore.
Alice WalkerI married my best friend that happens to be a girl.
Kevin GatesIf a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair.
Samuel JohnsonI did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career – anything for a laugh.
Bob UeckerI’ve laid my friends bare.
J. K. RowlingI don’t eat with beautiful women alone.
Billy GrahamTo be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.
Ernest HemingwayMy wife has about everything I can think of.
Billy GrahamI have no desire to crow over anybody or to see anybody eating crow, figuratively or otherwise. We should all get together and make a country in which everybody can eat turkey whenever he pleases.
Harry S. TrumanA lot of good love can happen in ten years.
Jim CarreyGravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Albert EinsteinWe’re so immaturely cynical as a culture. We’re not wise enough to look at an institution like marriage and to really things about what it means and what it signifies. It signifies a place where people can tie the ropes of their lives together so that they’re stronger. It signifies a place where people can tell the truth to one another.
Jordan PetersonI know when I grew up, it was, if it was daylight outside, get outside. Well, now, with the technological age of computers and everything, everyone’s inside virtually going everywhere they want to go, virtually having relationships, virtually traveling across the neighborhood, virtually going to that island.
Matthew McConaugheyYou can’t have a relationship with a device whose limits are unknown to you, because without limits, it keeps becoming something else.
Brian EnoConsult your friend on all things, especially on those which respect yourself. His counsel may then be useful where your own self-love might impair your judgment.
Lucius Annaeus SenecaKnavery and flattery are blood relations.
Abraham LincolnI think we have to own the fears that we have of each other, and then, in some practical way, some daily way, figure out how to see people differently than the way we were brought up to.
Alice WalkerPolitics is such a torment that I advise everyone I love not to mix with it.
Thomas JeffersonA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert FrostThe reason why men do not obey us, is because they see the mud at the bottom of our eye.
Ralph Waldo EmersonThis country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
Will RogersMy luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
Woody AllenLove is something far more than desire for sexual intercourse; it is the principal means of escape from the loneliness which afflicts most men and women throughout the greater part of their lives.
Bertrand RussellKeeping score is for games, not friendships.
John C. MaxwellIn this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
H. L. MenckenThere is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.
Erma BombeckMy mother, I suppose, is still a main figure in my life because her life was so sad and unfair, and she so brave, but also because she was determined to make me into the Sunday-school-recitation little girl I was, from the age of seven or so, fighting not to be.
Alice MunroWhy do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it.
Henny YoungmanThe Tao teaches us not to intervene and interfere. The things we love we have to learn to leave alone. And the people we love we have to learn to let them be.
Wayne DyerMen don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Jerry SeinfeldDon’t get the impression that you arouse my anger. You see, one can only be angry with those he respects.
Richard M. NixonI think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
Jerry SeinfeldIt’s fun to be hopelessly in love. It’s dangerous, but it’s fun.
Keanu ReevesI have a family, loving aunts, and a good home. No, on the surface I seem to have everything except my one true friend. All I think about when I’m with friends is having a good time. I can’t bring myself to talk about anything but ordinary everyday things. We don’t seem to be able to get any closer, and that’s the problem.
Anne FrankI was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it’s absolutely true.
Edmund Hillary