Ultimately, who you choose to be in a relationship with and what you do in your bedroom is your business.

Once you’ve lost your privacy, you realize you’ve lost an extremely valuable thing.

Remember that children, marriages, and flower gardens reflect the kind of care they get.

He who lives in our mind is near though he may actually be far away; but he who is not in our heart is far though he may really be nearby.

No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.

I think everyone should be with who they love.

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird.

It is impossible to love and to be wise.

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity, before it is entitled to the appellation.

It was weird to be married; you kind of lose your identity. You’re suddenly somebody’s wife. And you’re like, ‚Oh, I’m half of a couple now. I’ve lost me.‘

There isn’t any formula or method. You learn to love by loving – by paying attention and doing what one thereby discovers has to be done.

What good am I? I can’t have kids. I can’t cook. I’ve been divorced three times. Who would want me?

Adultery is the application of democracy to love.

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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.

As I grow up, the lessons I learn in love and relationships and how we treat each other are hopefully maturing – hopefully.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.

If you want to know your true opinion of someone, watch the effect produced in you by the first sight of a letter from him.

Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.

When you really don’t like a guy, they’re all over you, and as soon as you act like you like them, they’re no longer interested.

A man’s growth is seen in the successive choirs of his friends.

Through my research, I found that vulnerability is the glue that holds relationships together. It’s the magic sauce.

I was adored once too.

Big Brother is watching you.

Friendship with ones self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about – having kids, traveling, going through relationship problems, dealing with things in my own family. All that stuff builds character.

Well, in order for me to be successful… In order to be a great artist – musician, actor, painter, whatever – you must be able to be private in public at all times.

Man will do many things to get himself loved, he will do all things to get himself envied.

To an ordinary human being, love means nothing if it does not mean loving some people more than others.

Hear reason, or she’ll make you feel her.

I don’t hate women – they just sometimes make me mad.

I think I have a certain respect for people, you know. And I guess a lot of times I expect that respect to go both ways.

Vanity is as ill at ease under indifference as tenderness is under a love which it cannot return.

We really have to understand the person we want to love. If our love is only a will to possess, it is not love. If we only think of ourselves, if we know only our own needs and ignore the needs of the other person, we cannot love.

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false, a gift confers no rights.

Whenever you’re in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make the difference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factor is attitude.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

I purposely don’t talk about money, because people are already skeptical about TV preachers. But I do say that I want you to be blessed. To me, prosperity is having health, having great children, having peace, good relationships. It’s not about the money.

When ignorance gets started it knows no bounds.

You have to give others the opportunity to love who you love. If they don’t accept it, it’s their loss.

Friendship often ends in love, but love in friendship – never.

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

It’s not proper for the government to intrude too thoroughly into the domain of the family. It’s inappropriate.

My partner Donald Trump says that married couples should always have a prenuptial agreement. True, a prenuptial is important if one partner is much richer than the other before marriage, but Kim and I don’t have one.

Here’s what I’ve learned about deal-breakers. If you have enough natural chemistry with someone, you overlook every single thing that you said would break the deal.

Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

One hearty laugh together will bring enemies into a closer communion of heart than hours spent on both sides in inward wrestling with the mental demon of uncharitable feeling.

I am called a dog because I fawn on those who give me anything, I yelp at those who refuse, and I set my teeth in rascals.

Know your worth! People always act like they’re doing more for you than you’re doing for them.

When I get married, it’ll be no secret.

I have a brother and sister; my mother does not care for thought, and father, too busy with his briefs to notice what we do. He buys me many books, but begs me not to read them, because he fears they joggle the mind.

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.

Never injure a friend, even in jest.