Magnanimity in politics is not seldom the truest wisdom; and a great empire and little minds go ill together.
Edmund BurkeLosers are people who are afraid of losing.
Robert KiyosakiI’ll tell you one thing, since I’m married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
Jerry SeinfeldWhen I used to play sports, I’d be the one cheering the team on, ‚Come on, we can beat these guys!‘ That’s just in me.
Joel OsteenOne reason I don’t want to play in England again is because we don’t have any personalities.
George BestThere is nothing so terrible as activity without insight.
Johann Wolfgang von GoetheYou have a ready wit. Tell me when it’s ready.
Henny YoungmanMy dad always said, ‚Champ, the measure of a man is not how often he is knocked down, but how quickly he gets up.‘
Joe BidenWhat the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
Will RogersI never said I was the best in anything. I never said I’m an icon. The world decides all of that.
Bad BunnyWhat I like about the jokes, to me it’s a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won’t be funny.
Steven WrightI won’t belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
Groucho MarxI’ve 20,000 hours of clinical practice; you’re not naive after the first few thousand. I’ve helped people deal with things that most people can’t imagine.
Jordan PetersonI went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, ‚Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.‘ He said, ‚Yes, but not in a row.‘
Steven WrightI signed for Mohun Bagan and then I got the news that Bhaichung also joined the club. The first day he met me he told me that I have heard about you and you are doing well. I told everyone in my family and friends that Bhaichung told me that.
Sunil ChhetriTo be idle and to be poor have always been reproaches, and therefore every man endeavors with his utmost care to hide his poverty from others, and his idleness from himself.
Samuel JohnsonBeware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us.
Charles SpurgeonTeach a parrot the terms ‚supply and demand‘ and you’ve got an economist.
Thomas CarlyleDifficulties should act as a tonic. They should spur us to greater exertion.
B. C. ForbesMaxim for life: You get treated in life the way you teach people to treat you.
Wayne DyerThe best way out of a difficulty is through it.
Will RogersI don’t think comedy will ever die.
Kevin HartBy any accepted standard, I have had more than nine lives. I counted them up once, and there were 13 times I almost and maybe should have died.
Hunter S. ThompsonI am not very good with relationships. With anyone. I can’t be locked up with anyone for too long.
Anthony HopkinsYour net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones.
Benjamin FranklinWe are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out.
Winston ChurchillIt is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love.
VoltaireMy uncle played rugby, and my dad played football, and they used to argue which game was the roughest – and everybody agreed rugby was. It’s a great team sport, and to be successful, every person has to play in the same level.
Clint EastwoodYou know, it’s not the world that was my oppressor, because what the world does to you, if the world does it to you long enough and effectively enough, you begin to do to yourself.
James BaldwinI have always thought I was the best ever player.
George BestI hate to be smart.
Paulo CoelhoDo you want to know who you are? Don’t ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.
Thomas JeffersonWhen we tackle obstacles, we find hidden reserves of courage and resilience we did not know we had. And it is only when we are faced with failure do we realise that these resources were always there within us. We only need to find them and move on with our lives.
A. P. J. Abdul KalamWhile you’re saving your face, you’re losing your ass.
Lyndon B. JohnsonSports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves. Most men can’t become athletes. We’re watching guys who actually made it. We see them dunking and making touchdowns. Then we think about ourselves when we were younger.
Kevin HartI’m crazy, but I’m not stupid.
Jackie ChanLife is a series of commas, not periods.
Matthew McConaugheyWhat’s with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
Erma BombeckFreedom is what you do with what’s been done to you.
Jean-Paul SartreEverything’s intentional. It’s just filling in the dots.
David ByrneTo be a successful father… there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years.
Ernest HemingwayI plan on taking athletics as far as I can.
Dwayne JohnsonFrom the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Groucho MarxI have often been downcast but never in despair; I regard our hiding as a dangerous adventure, romantic and interesting at the same time. In my diary, I treat all the privations as amusing.
Anne FrankBefore you start a goal – let’s take care of our insecurities because they are going to surface when you put yourself in the crucible and you’re suffering.
David GogginsAbout the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Herbert HooverWe’re one of the only animals in the world that don’t really think of ourselves as animals, but we are animals, and we must respect our fellow animals.
Richard BransonWhen sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions.
William ShakespeareEither he’s dead or my watch has stopped.
Groucho MarxDuke is an ugly word in Kentucky. Nothing in the world compares to the joy of beating those hateful swine from Duke.
Hunter S. ThompsonThe true artist is not proud: he unfortunately sees that art has no limits; he feels darkly how far he is from the goal, and though he may be admired by others, he is sad not to have reached that point to which his better genius only appears as a distant, guiding sun.
Ludwig van BeethovenI’ve learned that you shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.
Maya AngelouStanding ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
George CarlinThere’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
Will RogersThe only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.
George Bernard ShawI’ve been through natural disasters. I lived down in Miami and was down there for Hurricane Andrew which was a Category 5. There were members of my family that thought they were going to die. Everyone was in the bathtub.
Dwayne JohnsonWithout football, my life is worth nothing.
Cristiano RonaldoGod is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
H. L. MenckenI hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as I’ve enjoyed doing the games. I don’t ever go to the park where I don’t have a good day. I don’t like losing. But I don’t think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I don’t think once.
Bob UeckerA man’s only as old as the woman he feels.
Groucho Marx