I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
Steven WrightI love making people laugh. And I love laughing.
Kevin HartIn music the passions enjoy themselves.
Friedrich NietzscheThe Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it’s so much fun.
Jerry SeinfeldSince childhood, I’ve been a clown. I’ve always liked being very funny or trying to make people laugh. It’s my original self.
Bad BunnyI don’t spend too much time on my phone, laptop or television. However, I do occasionally watch documentaries and shows on streaming platforms.
Sunil ChhetriWhen it comes down to it, glam rock was all very amusing. At the time, it was funny, then a few years later it became sort of serious-looking and a bit foreboding.
David BowieCrankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There’s entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.
Jerry SeinfeldYou are always hoping that movie audiences are interested in characters and interested in story values rather than just mindless special effects. But you never know.
Clint EastwoodThe PC has improved the world in just about every area you can think of. Amazing developments in communications, collaboration and efficiencies. New kinds of entertainment and social media. Access to information and the ability to give a voice people who would never have been heard.
Bill GatesThe thing about HD-DVD that is attractive to Microsoft is that it’s very pro-consumer in letting you copy all movies up onto the hard disk.
Bill GatesA lot of times, you could play me just the laughs from my set, and I could tell you, from the laugh, what the joke was. Because they match.
Jerry SeinfeldI feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
Steven WrightMost of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.
Adam SandlerIf you look at me in ‚Ride Along,‘ even though I’m playing two different characters, my demeanor and my tone were not aggressive.
Kevin HartI once wanted to prove myself by being a great actress. Now I want to prove that I’m a person. Then maybe I’ll be a great actress.
Marilyn MonroeBefore ever meeting Priyanka Chopra, I had heard her name coming out of Bollywood and was impressed: she was beautiful, talented, had made nearly 50 movies, earned multiple awards – a massive star.
Dwayne JohnsonBesides entertainment and action, I want to educate. You know, as a producer or director, we do have a responsibility to society.
Jackie ChanThere are folks who now know black families – like the Johnsons on ‚Black-ish‘ or the folks on ‚Modern Family.‘ They become part of who you are. You share their pains. You understand their fears. They make you laugh, and they change how you see the world.
Michelle ObamaWe are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
Will RogersYou can always think of something like the Xbox 360 as a super set-top box that can do everything the set-top box does, but then have the graphics to do the games as well.
Bill GatesI was asked to act when I couldn’t act. I was asked to sing ‚Funny Face‘ when I couldn’t sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn’t dance – and do all kinds of things I wasn’t prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.
Audrey HepburnComedy Central was a great network, but ‚Chappelle’s Show‘ took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the ‚Chappelle‘ reruns. For BET, the ‚Real Husbands of Hollywood‘ has that same potential.
Kevin HartToo much TV hurts movies.
Elvis PresleyThe tradition of the South is not urban… I think we are a region of storytellers, naturally, just from our tribal instincts. We did not have the pleasures of the theater or the dance, motion pictures when they came along. We simply entertain each other by talking.
Harper LeeWhen I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
Adam SandlerI love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there.
Kevin HartIn ‚Changeling,‘ I tried to show something you’d never see nowadays – a kid sitting and looking at the radio. Just sitting in front of the radio and listening. Your mind does the rest.
Clint EastwoodSomething I learned as an actor was which scenes needed to be rehearsed and which actors are good with rehearsal, which actors learn from it, and which ones grow stale because they start to second-guess themselves.
Angelina JolieYou see the film, you might be entertained, and if it’s not a great film, it loses its power very quickly. I think even simply acceptable books stay with us a lot longer.
Paul AusterI used to like to set different film clips to classical music, not even my own songs, but make little movies.
Lana Del ReyI always thought Johnny Carson was just brilliant, and I used to watch him and all the comics that would be on the show every night – and I’d dream about it being me.
Steven WrightI love performing, you know, because, like I say, I’m a ham for this stuff.
Mr. TFor some of us, watching a miniseries that lasts longer than most marriages is not easy.
Erma BombeckPolitics is the entertainment branch of industry.
Frank ZappaMy movies just kind of sneak up on you. I don’t have to worry too much about what everybody is going to say. Anyway, I really don’t pay attention to what the world says about my movies. I just care about what my buddies think.
Adam SandlerI know about two things: ‚Rocky III‘ and Clubber Lang, and ‚A-Team‘ and B.A. Baracus. That’s who I am!
Mr. TI love Steve Carell.
Dwayne JohnsonIn every movie I do have a dialogue.
Jackie ChanMaybe I’ll give Broadway a try. But you know what would be great? Hosting the Oscars. I promise you, that would be a show no one forgot.
Dwayne JohnsonLater on they send me to Hollywood. To make movies. It was all new to me. I was only 21 years old.
Elvis PresleyI like the good life too much, I’m not good at going on stage night after night and on wet Wednesday afternoons.
Anthony HopkinsAnybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
EminemI’ve always loved the idea of playing Black Adam.
Dwayne JohnsonTo be honest, I never really considered myself to be too much of an actress. So, whenever I get the chance to do music, I’m always, like, just in it. It’s like, ‚Oh my God, I finally get to do this. I’m so happy.‘
Ariana GrandePop is totally results-oriented and there is a very strong feedback loop.
Brian EnoI saw ‚Magic Mike,‘ and I thought it was great.
Abby Lee MillerWhen you’re supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you’re talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you’re filming.
Kevin HartI’ve done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.
Kevin HartNobody should come to the movies unless he believes in heroes.
John WayneI was very honored to get to be part of ‚American Idol.‘
Dolly PartonMy favorite movies of all times is ‚Doctor Zhivago,‘ and I love ‚Gone With the Wind.‘ I’d love to play some Southern belle or something where I owned a plantation.
Dolly PartonI am really proud that I am one of the artists that has the opportunity to be on magazine covers and to be in the movies.
Beyonce KnowlesAs we all know, sequels can be tricky.
Dwayne JohnsonI enjoy driving on the sim, doing stuff like that, staying at home.
Lando NorrisThe most watched programme on the BBC, after the news, is probably ‚Doctor Who.‘ What has happened is that science fiction has been subsumed into modern literature. There are grandparents out there who speak Klingon, who are quite capable of holding down a job. No one would think twice now about a parallel universe.
Terry PratchettFor me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.
Kevin HartIn the end, everything is a gag.
Charlie ChaplinI sent out a tweet, ‚Dancing with the Stars‘ should stop the jibber jabber. They shouldn’t make the departure of a dancer so tear jerky because nobody’s going to war.
Mr. TWhen I was a kid, I thought movies just came from air. I thought they just appeared.
Clint Eastwood