I can’t act!
Bob DylanDoing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it’s dangerous.
Steven WrightI want to show audiences I can act.
Jackie ChanActor’s life is very long.
Jackie ChanI know I’m more on television, and I’m more recognisable than maybe even the players because they run and train, but I just stand there, and my face does all these funny things that everyone can see all the time.
Jurgen KloppA lot of dumb pictures have made a lot of money, but that doesn’t mean they’re going to be anything cinema students will revel over in the future.
Clint EastwoodI absolutely want to have a career where you make’em laugh and make’em cry. It’s all theater.
Jim CarreyWhen I got to New York City when I was 18, I started playing in clubs in Brooklyn – I have good friends and devoted fans on the underground scene, but we were playing for each other at that point – and that was it.
Lana Del ReyI think New York has evolved in my work just the way the city has.
Paul AusterI was always singing but didn’t plan on pursuing it seriously. When I got to New York City when I was 18, I started playing in clubs in Brooklyn – I have good friends and devoted fans on the underground scene, but we were playing for each other at that point – and that was it.
Lana Del ReyWhen you’re doing a film and the majority of the film is cast black, for me, it’s most important to get people to view those movies as just movies, as just good movies. At the end of the day, regardless of the color of the cast, we’re all doing the same thing in this business: trying to make a good film.
Kevin HartThe last act is bloody, however pleasant all the rest of the play is: a little earth is thrown at last upon our head, and that is the end forever.
Blaise PascalIn those days, the early 1980s, TV and film were interchangeable.
David HareActors are one family over the entire world.
Eleanor RooseveltI’d love to do a musical. I’ve been known to have a good step or two. I’m half Samoan, you know, and part of our culture is singing and dancing daily.
Dwayne JohnsonIt’d be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren’t kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I’m not a baby sitter.
EminemAn employer of mine back in the ’80s was kind enough to take me on after a rough patch, and it made a big difference in my life that I knew I was the sort of person who showed up on time. It’s a basic tell of character.
Anthony BourdainThe Scoutmaster teaches boys to play the game by doing so himself.
Robert Baden-PowellI came to Hollywood and within a decade I was one of the biggest action stars of all time.
Arnold SchwarzeneggerFilm is a very tight little box. If you don’t fit in that box, you’re gone. Television, there’s more room to move around.
George LucasI got a job when I was 15 because my allowance was about $20 a week which in New York was impossible. So I used to waitress across the street from where I grew up.
Lady GagaEvery time I make American film I just trust American directors and American writers.
Jackie ChanThere are a lot of conservative people, a lot of moderate people, Republicans, Democrats, in Hollywood. It is just that the conservative people by the nature of the word itself play closer to the vest. They do not go around hot dogging it.
Clint EastwoodI’m just changing the game because I know what the fans want and the people want ‚cause I’m a fan of hip-hop.
DJ KhaledIn California, they don’t throw their garbage away – they make it into TV shows.
Woody AllenI always knew from that moment, from the time I found myself at home in that little segregated library in the South, all the way up until I walked up the steps of the New York City library, I always felt, in any town, if I can get to a library, I’ll be OK. It really helped me as a child, and that never left me.
Maya AngelouWhen I was growing up in Pennsylvania, auditioning for Broadway was my dream.
Taylor SwiftNo one lives long enough to learn everything they need to learn starting from scratch. To be successful, we absolutely, positively have to find people who have already paid the price to learn the things that we need to learn to achieve our goals.
Brian TracyThe TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.
Hunter S. ThompsonActors know what actors are insecure about – and they’re all insecure.
Clint EastwoodBut men must know, that in this theatre of man’s life it is reserved only for God and angels to be lookers on.
Francis BaconAside from singing, I’m also a dancer. I’ve been dancing since I was 8.
Billie EilishI’ve been in the Los Angeles Children’s Chorus since I was 8.
Billie EilishI just want to be a great example to younger kids.
Kevin HartI think the message has already been sent to Hollywood, which is that this kid’s a hard worker, he’s talented, and people are coming out to see him. And when you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up.
Kevin HartIf anything, a lot of electronic music is music that no one listens to at home, hardly. It’s really only to be heard when everyone’s out enjoying it.
David ByrneI get nervous when I don’t get nervous. If I’m nervous I know I’m going to have a good show.
Beyonce KnowlesI played Othello, but I didn’t sit around thinking how Laurence Olivier did it when he played it. That wouldn’t do me any good.
Denzel WashingtonOver the years, all my coaches and my teammates have contributed a lot to shape my career. I can never forget their contribution and help.
Sunil ChhetriNot a law firm in the entire city of New York bid for my employment as a lawyer when I earned my degree.
Ruth Bader GinsburgStand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for me was acting.
Kevin HartIn Hollywood a girl’s virtue is much less important than her hairdo.
Marilyn MonroeI hold the world but as the world, Gratiano; A stage where every man must play a part, And mine is a sad one.
William ShakespeareI’m a singer, a writer and an actress – when I find something that I feel good enough about doing.
Dolly PartonI’m always amazed by the people who work on stage who sing night after night, day after day, week in week out.
Dolly PartonI laugh all the time – at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don’t laugh onstage because then it’s serious business.
Steven WrightI’m already the face of the UFC, plus the face of boxing, WWE, and Hollywood.
Conor McGregorI don’t have a vast longing for the stage.
Anthony HopkinsThe Sisters of Notre Dame at St. Aloysius Grade School influenced my life tremendously. This was due to the fact that they encouraged you always to make sure that God is the focus of your life, and they didn’t allow you to do anything except to the very best of your ability.
Lou HoltzToo much TV hurts movies.
Elvis PresleyJune Jordan, who died of cancer in 2002, was a brilliant, fierce, radical, and frequently furious poet. We were friends for thirty years. Not once in that time did she step back from what was transpiring politically and morally in the world. She spoke up, and led her students, whom she adored, to do the same.
Alice WalkerWhen I got into this, I never thought about reviews. I never thought about what people would say about me, I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor, and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
Adam SandlerTalking to a player helps, but in our sport the majority of learning happens from watching another player. You pick up things like being punctual, being nice to everyone, making sure you give your 100 per cent even in training.
Sunil ChhetriActing is nothing more or less than playing. The idea is to humanize life.
George EliotI knew that I was ‚interesting‘ at 18 because I was aware that I could get away with doing things on stage.
David BowieI think, first of all, I don’t think people understand Ice Cube’s body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate to use the word ‚urban‘ but – when you think of Judd Apatow, and a person who’s launched so many careers, Ice Cube has done that for so many comedians, you know?
Kevin HartThis film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
Clint EastwoodI came to California and got signed at a young age. And it’s not like you see in the movies, where you start rubbing shoulders with Timbaland and Pharrell, and you become a giant pop star.
Bruno MarsYou just wait. I’m going to be the biggest Chinese Star in the world.
Bruce LeeWhile we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the actor to give realism to romance.
Oscar Wilde